National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.

Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!

by icd0214 June 2, 2019

Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family

Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day

by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021

national baby daddy day

the national day to celebrate your baby daddy

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy

by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024