Baboon

A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.

Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!

by Muff butt January 11, 2009

Baboon

Your least favorite uncle.

Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.

by Darth Frosty January 4, 2018

Baboon

1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.

Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!

by Liviloves December 28, 2015

Baboon

A baboon is a type of monkey that has a red ass.

Baboon also known as hoset yousef

by Baboon2021 October 3, 2019

baboon

Another word that could be used when calling someone an idiot, or just an insult.

Shut the fuck up you fucking baboon.

by KvngJP June 19, 2021

baboon

the most gorgeous girl ever

she is a baboon

by jobricnosn May 3, 2022

Baboon

Someone who is fearless, has good eyesight, and is a little psychotic.

Look at that baboon over there, I wish I could be like that.

by jdbaboon69 May 5, 2022