baffing

The act of inserting your tongue into the ass of a long-time friend.

The elder one, delicate like a flower, was used to baffing Gandalf for a dollar, and some power.

by ThomasTheBaffer April 28, 2011

BAF

BAF is an acronym, which stands for “Busy as Fuck.” It is primarily used in inter-office cubicle communities of programmers, systems analysts, and network administrators.

BAF is rapidly expanding into higher education communities at four-year universities. This migration into the vernacular is due largely to the attendance of established technical workers attending four-year universities.

BAF is rumored to have originated in fall of 2004 as a resulting conversation between a network administrator and a systems analyst while attending SDSU (San Diego, CA).

Me: My boss just gave me another major project on top of the three I already have! I will have to work on weekends for 6 weeks!

Friend: Well, between, working full time, going to school in the evenings, family-home life, I guess you will continue to be BAF for a while.

by Mr. T.J. November 16, 2006

Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

BAF

BAF stands for Best Asian Friend.

For example:

Hey, I have a BAF! or This girl is my BAF!

by Chowmeinness November 29, 2011

BAF

Someone with a very large forehead. Also used to annoy your friends.

1. Damn look at that BAF

Friend: Hey man what's up?
You: BAF

by BAF Hater August 14, 2009

BAF

Beast as Fuck
Overcoming an extreme obstacle through mental or physical toughness.

When Dave performed a perfect detonator to crush a tall-boy bud heavy on his forehead and proceed to pound the beer next to his truck during a NASCAR race it was BAF.

by Phenom09 June 24, 2009

BAF

Be A Friend.

We have enough jerks in the world, be a friend (BAF).

That girl needs a good friend, a hug, maybe a drink too!

BAF

by you could be saving a life April 12, 2013