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what every school is on
budget=school
by beavertale June 2, 2021
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budget

budget (phr). it means time is up. hitting budget or pushing budget means time is running out. derived from the room (30/01/22).
the doctor said my budget will come soon if i keep popping that knowledge
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Budget

Someone you wish to budge off the road due to their driving inadequacies.
"Move out of my way budget!"
"Wow, this budget just cut me off. Typical."
by Christmas Tree Cake November 4, 2023
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Budget

No. You want me to not get paid so you can continue to pretend you are not my inferior. You thought this was a stupid ✌️✊️✌️cope✌️✊️✌️ and it was literally the thing I said it was.
Hym "And now I'm the creator of AI and you're still just a YouTube bitch. Just like your retard mentor. Well, not JUST like your mentor but... You know, it might be better for everyone if you were more like him. I don't need a budget."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.
(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009
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budget bar

Pronunciation: ba*jet*bar
Function: noun

buying a bottle of your favorite alcohol from your neighborhood grocery store to swig before attending the main event (concert, club, etc.) so that you are already intoxicated and not have to buy numerous amounts of expensive cocktails to get hammered great for broke friends
1.) Yo' Hadoukenn, you wanna hit up the BUDGET BAR before heading out to the club tonight, yadada?

2.) The Bukkake Crew and the Disciples of Rhythm hit up the BUDGET BAR not because they're cheap, but because they're smart businessmen
by Kenn Pangilinan December 16, 2007
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Budget-ish

Adjective
1. Of or resembling a budget. Lacks specificity such as numbers and/or ideas.
Usually encased in blue glossy folder and 19-pages, including cover pages and table of contents.

Noun
2. State requisite for GOP press conference.

Origin; 21st century English. From GOP budget proposal, March 2009
It was not a budget in the sense that it had numbers. It was more budget-ish.
by DC Guy March 30, 2009
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