When a man tries to engage in intercourse, but cannot seal the deal due to having a flaccid penis induced by excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs. Usually resembling a brioche roll.
Man 1: 'Hey man, did you shag her last night'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
by yerkshirelad January 31, 2015
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Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.
by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019
Get the bristol pusher mug.Boy 1: "Dude I just got my bum handed to me by Brioche Cheese!"
Boy 2: "What do you expect, he's a god!"
Boy 2: "What do you expect, he's a god!"
by BcHeEz November 14, 2019
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Awesome, Beautiful,Caring,Funny😜😜😜😜 B.F.R.
Awesome, Beautiful,Caring,Funny😜😜😜😜 B.F.R.
by #Nina March 14, 2017
Get the Brionna mug.It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011
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Not necessarily related but considered family or lifelong friends.
Not necessarily related but considered family or lifelong friends.
by MiamiPhillyConnection May 28, 2021
Get the Brimo mug.90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.
by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017
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