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britofile

Someone who thinks that all people with a British sounding accent are sexy even if they have no other attractive or redeeming quality. As such, when they find an association with anything British, they are suddenly overly- interested.
Don't let her know that you vacationed in London: she's a total britofile.
by Lovyan December 9, 2007
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Britophile

One who resides outside of the United Kingdom and is totally obsessed with everything British. They embrace everything that has do with Britain, including British culture, accents, movies, food, history, slang, music, etc.
Annie always wears that shirt with the British flag on it. She also is constantly watching British shows and movies and she flirts with British men online. She must be a Britophile!
by BranDE February 6, 2014
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Brofile Picture

A picture of multiple bros that each bro sets as his profile picture.
mark: i look good in this picture
jarrett: me too.
mark: lets make it our brofile picture
by JarrettMark March 19, 2009
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brofile

A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.

Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.

Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson

Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym

Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH

Music: anything but country LOL

Books: wut is a book?

About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
by kingofcheese February 24, 2009
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Bidofile

A creepy older guy that likes to inappropriately touch and sniff minors
Hey check out gramps over there. He has his hands all over little Lolita. That Bidofile is really creeping on her
by Insurrection Act January 11, 2021
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brofile

brofile (v.) - to profile a young male as a dude-bro based on surface attributes such as hairstyle, clothing, and vocal affliction
Dude, that hipster bitch totally brofiled me. Fuck her, she was ugly anyway!
by bodussy78 January 5, 2010
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Brofile pic

This is the picture posted as the default profile picture on any social media website, i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc., that is a picture of a "bro" with his shirt off flexing in the mirror, or flexing on the beach.
"I just uploaded my new brofile pic, check out how big my muscles look in the mirror."

"Take a picture of me on the beach so I can set it as my brofile pic to show off my abs."

"Eh breh, it's time to hit the gym to get that brofile pic for the ladies."
by Little Red Capone October 6, 2012
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