smoke ma boab

to perform the art of fellatio, smoke as in a fat cuban cigar, boab scottish slang term for the trouser snake.can also be used as boab smoker a la cock sucker

hey beautiful, wanna smoke ma boab

fuck off u filthy boab smoker

by Kell fae September 16, 2005

help ma' boab

The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.

Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!

Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?

Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'

by drmoooo March 08, 2011

BOAB

BOAB or Biggest of all boners is when a man gets so hard his dick goes kaboom.

Bro jack had a BOAB and now identifies as a women

by Ron224 November 27, 2022

Boab

A person who sexually attracts a Chas and also likes to steal chicken balls

Boab:*Steals a chicken ball*

Chas:BOAB!STOP TOUCHING MY CHICKEN BALLS!

by CheeseMorris July 19, 2018

Boab

A boab is something that sexually attracts a Chas and also steals chicken balls

Chas: BOAB! STOP TOUCHING MY CHICKEN BALLS!

by CheeseMorris July 19, 2018

Boab

A person who's ballsack is plastered to there rectum with cement

Omg did you see Boab today he was mixing a fresh batch of cement to spread on his freshly shaved balls

by TheHungryPotato November 23, 2021

boab

penis. shaft. dick. johnson.

"you want ma boab"

"hold ma boab"

by boabmeister April 30, 2024