BOAB 

A Boab is a man ashamed of himself and his sexuality so has 10 year relationships with innocent women. All because he likes it up the poop shoot, HARD by men who wear female clothing and makeup.

"Are you OK darling? You're crying so much, something awful must have happened to you.." "I'm heartbroken, my life is over and I'll never love anyone again!! I've just had the 'Boab' don't to me"

BOAB by Damaged Butterfly 🦋 September 26, 2025

boab or bum 

A Game, often played in the glasgow area, similer so the game "Finger or Toe"

The game involves Two players who take turns in putting their finger up ones Anus, the bum, or onto ones Boab or Boaby(Scottish term for Penis).

The players then put their finger to the opposing players nose in the hope he/she would guess incorrectly.

Playing Boab or Bum;

James-(Putting his finger on his Boaby)

Daniel-"Thats Defo a Bum man"

James-"Unlucky, Thats a Boab"

Daniel-"Where The F**k has that thing been"

boab or bum by Rodney Spank February 19, 2010

boab dab 

Originates from the Scottish (See Scots) word Boab or Boaby, meaning penis (also see Chobber). Refers to a small damp patch made on ones underwear/trousers after contact with excess urine/semen left on the tip of ones boaby.

"Ah hud tae go commando theday and managed tae get some boab dab oan ma jeans"

boab dab by RustyM July 14, 2006

Help ma' Boab 

Scottish term really only ever heard spoken by characters within the pages of Oor Wullie. Can translate to mean roughly "Goodness gracious me!"

Help ma' Boab a jist aboot fucked ma heid aff ae the lamp post!

Help ma' Boab by scottie boy April 18, 2008

sook the boab 

scottish phrase for sucking cock!

hey darlin!.... sook the boab!!!?

sook the boab by sookinboab July 31, 2009

Dirty Boab 

Dirty Boab, aka the Rusty Crumble is the act of shoving your penis between the buns of a rustler burger and masterbating until the bun crumbles away and your left with a penis covered in rustler crumbs

Dirty boab came to fruition when Boab sent a video of him Rusty Crumbling to Lauren

Dirty Boab by drinker14 April 7, 2020

smoke ma boab

to perform the art of fellatio, smoke as in a fat cuban cigar, boab scottish slang term for the trouser snake.can also be used as boab smoker a la cock sucker

hey beautiful, wanna smoke ma boab

fuck off u filthy boab smoker

smoke ma boab by Kell fae September 16, 2005