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A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS
Bloom by dum9328 May 24, 2021
1. An extremely common post processing effect in games that makes it possible for bright geometry to appear to glow and contribute lense flare. Not to be confused with lense flare or volumetric lighting.

2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.
You can turn off the bloom in the graphics settings, but then the mushrooms won't glow anymore.

They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.
Bloom by Hamiel April 18, 2022
"wow bloom is so short"

bloom into you 

random person: have you watched bloom into you.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
bloom into you by chizuki March 18, 2021

Bloom County 

One of the best cartoons ever. It's not a place, but a state of mind. A real 80's time capsule.
I miss Milo and the others from Bloom County.
Bloom County by tradesman August 12, 2003

Bloom Box 

1. (Verb) The act of inserting a penis into a talkative women's mouth.

2. (Noun) a young female’s breast which during the stage of puberty develops into a box, or rectangular shape.
1. I love to Bloom box during sex.
2. He has a fetish for a single bloom box.
Bloom Box by Mcock Dickunary December 27, 2010