Blobfish

A badass pink blob with black sad looking eyes

Yo that blobfish is awsome!

by Daaaaaaa king👑 March 7, 2020

Blobfish

A creature from the sea, that when fully formed can adapt to land. Most people give this form the term "Karen", but it goes by many more.

I was at the Library yesterday, and I saw some blabber-mouthed blobfish bumbling about some feminist ideology.

by UrbanDicktionaryViagra September 25, 2020

Blobfish

World’s cutest fish

Known to be very smart and cool

She is a blobfish because she is cute.

by cuteblobfish7261 February 26, 2023

Hengi thy blobfish

A hippity hip hop cool guy who does things

Hey bro, you know bout' hengi thy blobfish,

Yaaah, i know dat dude yo

by Androidguyisnotmanmywave June 4, 2021

Blobfish

When you kane too much mandy and you sweat so much you look like a blobfish

Everytime we party he ends up like a blobfish in the corner.

by JesusOhooli August 11, 2019

Blobfish

The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.

unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.

This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.

yo that Blobfish lookin ass is plaguing my existence, woe.

by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021

Blobfish

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022