When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.
'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018
Get the Screw-bliff mug."Mon" is "come on" in Scottish. "The Biff" is what fans call the Scottish rock band "Biffy Clyro". Mon the biff therefor means something like "Come on Biffy Clyro". Fans scream this at concerts just before the show and in between songs.
by TheLastCrusade October 31, 2013
Get the mon the biff mug.This insane amount of luck that follows around any wiffler and grants the user with the luck of the correct choice. By doing this he causes everyone to exclaim "HOW!" The user can also lend his/her luck to an opponent for them to have a chance!
~Specializes in:
-For loot games
-And any other game
~!Waring!:
!Mostly exploited by Sigils when doing Sigil and Biffle Science!
To unlock press up up down down shift shift and pray to the Biffle.
Just a reminder: to hit that like button, and that Henwy licks toes, also sigils has weak knees!
~Specializes in:
-For loot games
-And any other game
~!Waring!:
!Mostly exploited by Sigils when doing Sigil and Biffle Science!
To unlock press up up down down shift shift and pray to the Biffle.
Just a reminder: to hit that like button, and that Henwy licks toes, also sigils has weak knees!
EX:
Sigils: BRO! What is this! HOW! Explain how you did that!
Biffle: It's just-
Henwy: *Henwy left the game*
Ssundee: Dude, it's the biffle luck!
*Next Round*
Sigils: He better not get it again.
Biffle: *Gets it again*
Sigils: *SLAMS DESK* I'm DoNe!
Sigils: BRO! What is this! HOW! Explain how you did that!
Biffle: It's just-
Henwy: *Henwy left the game*
Ssundee: Dude, it's the biffle luck!
*Next Round*
Sigils: He better not get it again.
Biffle: *Gets it again*
Sigils: *SLAMS DESK* I'm DoNe!
by HILOLTOO June 2, 2022
Get the Biffle Luck mug.An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.
by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018
Get the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza mug."There is a place between your crack and your sack called your biffen, that's the place you don't want to be a sniffin'.
by Stano October 19, 2013
Get the Biffen mug.The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
Get the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack mug.Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
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