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Splash Bandicoot

(verb) To ejaculate on or inside a woman.
I pulled out just in time to splash bandicoot up her back.
by Angehocho January 17, 2011
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Crash Bandicoot

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008
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Coco Bandicoot

Quite possible the cutest, sexiest and most desirable little furry thing ever to look gorgeous behind a TV screen. Younger sister to the lazy Crash, Coco is a dedicated learner, an expert at both computers and engine tuning, and is also highly skilled at Karate.

Coco favours the "girlie chick" look, with baggy off-the-shoulder dungarees and tight girly-fit tees, and pink trainers.

Despite her innocent appearance and girlie behaviour, behind closed doors Coco is an insatiable sex bandicoot. She enjoys bondage games - particularly being bound, gagged and shackled with a heavy ball and chain, and then tortured with strong ear-clamps on her long furry ears. She also masturbates regularly to lesbian bandicoot porn.
Ax: Hey man, Coco Bandicoot is just so hot. I had that dream again last night, where she came to me and pressed her warm furry body up against mine, and nuzzled me with her cold wet nose.

PP: You're fuckin' wierd, dude.
by Ax January 18, 2005
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Crash Bandicoot

An unstoppable orange marsupial that starred in a few games back for the PS1. Recently the victim of OneyPlays and his 3d animation of Crash back when he was 13. This created a meme known as W O A H.
"What were those aggravating yet pleasing games on the ps1 with the orange dude?"
"Crash Bandicoot N I B B A W O A H
by Anime FuccBoi August 3, 2017
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Crash Bandicoot is an insult that makes its meaning in the beloved Platforming game by the same name. Deriving from the main score based goal in Crash Bandicoot’s games;

“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;

“Fuck every pussy he comes across”

The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.
Dave: “yooo that party was lit!! I think i got with stacy, bella and that red head all in the same night! Am i a stud or am I a stud!?”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”
by Serbian_Father_Figure January 14, 2023
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Woah Crash Bandicoot

Woah Crash Bandicoot is a forced meme on youtube, consisting of a 3D Crash Bandicoot saying "woah" three times in a sad voice, and then exclaiming "woah!" in an excited voice. He then becomes distorted, goes to the camera, and makes a random sound.
Woah Crash Bandicoot is basically a ripoff of Dat Boi.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 30, 2017
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by WhoDatFreshBoi August 29, 2017
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