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Bald Asian Man

A super sexy and hot God with Balls the size of bowling balls in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. He is responsible for creating the entire world. Other names for him are the Alabama Slamma and Texas Hunk. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. Bald Asian Man's name originates from his appearance, the Asian in his name comes from him being Caucasian which has Asian in it. Bald Asian Man is the peak form of Masculinity. Bald Asian Man is so strong his bald head reflects bullets and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. Bald Asian Man is a god loving American and you all should be like him except if your a woman because Bald Asian Man is a man hence the Man in his name.
by Venomous Nutt January 25, 2023
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Bald navy man

LOU COLLAZO the NJROTC instructor that’s annoying but yet meme worthy
Bald Navy man who is in charge of a retarded NJROTC Unit
by Baldnavyman January 30, 2020
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Bald White Man

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.
Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
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bald french man

A man who 14 and ping spoof hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha bald
by Diagnosedwithbald September 19, 2021
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Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.
"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020
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bald mango

If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.
Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”

Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
by Ugly peach May 31, 2018
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