Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.
There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.
There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.
by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011

by LilScholar April 11, 2019

A 100 dollar bill.
by Edac Moncrief June 21, 2020

1. How white non-hispanic Miami natives refer to the clean shaven hair style they wear to convey their badass atitude.
"Security always gives me trouble cuz I rock a bald head, got gold chains and guns on my sunglasses"
by Robert Eh from South Canadia March 21, 2005

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022

He is a bald headed baffoon
by ploina February 28, 2023
