Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.
Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009
Get the sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag mug.1:To be all the shit and a bag of chips, you must be better than the best, the shit, all that
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1:woah, that car is all the shit and a bag of chips!
2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
by GHtool July 18, 2006
Get the all the shit and a bag of chips mug.the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.
Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"
by Craker Jack March 12, 2013
Get the 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag mug.A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.
-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."
by scld April 13, 2010
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Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
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