baby dick

a man whos cock is the size of a babies or you could be asian too bad.

simon cheng has a baby dick and hes also chinese therefore his cock is non existent.

by robert f June 2, 2004

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 14, 2008

Baby Dick

A dick that is the size of a baby's dick. Can usualy be found in fat girls mouths because guys with baby dicks can't get hot chicks.

Johny has a baby dick that his fat girlfrind puts in her mouth.

by Taco September 10, 2003

baby dick

When a Guy (Josh cantos) has a small penis

WOW, Josh has a such a small baby dick

by Theman187 December 2, 2004

baby dick

a dick so small that you piss on your balls

"this is man's game, your just a boy. You got that baby dick. It's not my fault you piss on your balls"

by HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO May 1, 2008

baby dick

When a boy thinks he has a big dick but he has a very very small one!

I heard that boy Martyf had a 1" baby dick.

by John Bloggs September 4, 2008

baby dick

urban slang for any individual of the male population equipped with a sub-par talliwhacker

"That nigga got a baby dick."

by Dusten Keith April 19, 2005