boobified 

When a girl stretches out your shirt with her boobs so that it doesn't fit you anymore.

Bro has your girlfriend been wearing your shirt. She boobified it homie.

boobified by benzion August 28, 2015

bambified 

Being struck by the beauty and placed under the spell of a exotic rare to be seen creature that has amazing abilities and lives under the sea. Then deeply loved for all eternity. Like her Merman, Sean Eckenrod is. 😉

Sean Eckenrod was totally bambified by the mermaid herself.

bambified by Saraphina Sparkle September 8, 2015

barbfied 

Mortified by general manager

-Did you have a nice day at work?
-No. I was barbfied

barbfied by excoriettarígida July 23, 2016

bernified 

To do a project in such shoddy or half assed fashion it may not work or be worth having but you're proud of the job you did. "He Bernifield the ceiling fan with duct tape and a clothes hanger to hold the blades on".

He bernified his tail pipe, wiring it up with a bungee cord. Hope he makes it home.

bernified by Queen of the valley February 13, 2019