i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

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i.m.m.b

a) normally stands for " I miss my baby or boo "

b) a new and improved acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.

a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming,

"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I'm going to a friend's house later.

father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma November 30, 2014

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e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d.

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick

Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

by fucking 101 September 28, 2020

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H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

by bing sing February 16, 2018

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I B M

In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob

Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M

by warnhubb December 8, 2006

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i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

by YEET SIS October 20, 2020

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