B.B.M.I 

Boob to Body Mass Index. The numerical approximation of a female’s breast size in comparison to her frame. B.B.M.I. is a vital component of hotness, considering that a girl can have outrageously large melons but be quite unattractive due to chunkyness.

Dude! Crazy B.B.M.I. at 3 0'clock!

B.B.M.I by T-Moo July 25, 2008

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a 

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a means “I’ve been broken so many times I just can’t take it anymore”.

Bro I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a I just can’t..

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a by Anonymousgayboy August 12, 2020

S.M.I.B.B. 

An acronym.

Soccer
Mom
I
Begrudgingly
Banged

Friend :Yo Xander, did you bang that soccer mom?

Xander: I did, albeit begrudgingly.

Friend: She was assuredly a S.M.I.B.B., then.

Xander: Oh crap dude you're right

S.M.I.B.B. by dbcomedy April 30, 2022

T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I 

T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I is from the famous song Washing Machine Heart by Mitski, For example the lyrics “Toss your dirty shoes in my Washing Machine Heart. Baby, Bang it up inside.”

Person1: Hey babe T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I
Person2: What...????😀
Person1: 🧑🏽 🦯

T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I by Killuatea April 12, 2021

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

B.F.M.I. 

Brute Force and Massive Ignorance: The state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.

I don't think that suitcase will close. Well, if you can't arrange it so it will close properly, use B.F.M.I. (i.e., jam it until it works)!

B.F.M.I. by Kgill August 23, 2005

B.O.M.I.S 

Ball of meat in spaghetti.

Yo that kid is a B.O.M.I.S

B.O.M.I.S by HTWP May 12, 2008