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dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
by Ben Govett August 10, 2006
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Ayesha

Ayesha, a sweet and cute girl who always puts others before herself and is super caring and compassionate, plus her cheery vibes and she's always trying to make people smile. Despite her happy vibes, modesty and humility an Ayesha is someone who keeps up a wall to prevent herself from getting hurt and only breaks in down for people she truly trusts, and she is someone who hides her pain and hurt for the sake of others. Plus, when she loves someone she will never stop loving them. If you meet an Ayesha like this, don't waste her love or take her for granted, or hurt her.
Who's Ayesha?
The girl who is always bubbly and cheery.
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Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
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Aysha Ali

A girl with great positivity and is really funny. She always brings joy into the world and always has a smile on her face. She can do anything when she puts her mind to it. Most common Aysha's want to pursue something big in life. Most Ayshas have two dimples and always make everyone smile she is also extremely cheeky and sensitive and always denies when she gets into trouble . Ya'all should be lucky if you have an Aysha Ali in your life!!
I want to be a paramedic when I'm older I want to be an Aysha Ali
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Common Arsehole

A person who is prevalent, and often found in the public doing stupid, moronic and mindless acts.

Also can be associated with loitering and annoying pests commonly found in groups at shopping malls, libraries and schools.
Basically another word for Imbecile.
He snuck out at night, like a Common Arsehole.

John: "Look at all these common arseholes over here."
Vlad: "Piss off you common arsehole."
by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016
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Aysha

A woman born with individuality due to the uniqueness of the name. Passionate, and also ambitious, she carries confidence along with a creative and inspirational mind. A strong woman with a birds eye view of the world.
"Hey what are you doing today?" - Ryan

"I'm going to chill with the homie Aysha" - Mike

"Oh yeah? That girl is tiiight. Is it cool if I meet up wit you fools?" - Ryan

"You know it brah! Head over." - Mike
by The Knowledgable Man December 29, 2012
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