Bloody Axe Wound

A slang term for vagina.

I'm in the mood for some bloody axe wound, and I'm not talking about watching Braveheart!

by Slick Dick Lick June 16, 2004

axe wound

a ladys genitalia especaily during that time of the month ( when the painters and decorators are in )

lick out my axe wound

by kathletto April 26, 2004

The sword is in the axe wound

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.

Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

by tthe masked stranger January 7, 2010

muddy axe wound

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

by dunno August 20, 2003

gammy axe wound

vagina while menstruating

The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Axe Wound

A term that is rude and somewhat disturbing visually for the word Vagina. The split opening of the vagina represents the words "axe wounde", as this figure is somewhat similar to the figure of a cut made by an axe.

Girl, can i stick my pork sword up your axe wounde

by Dean Wicks June 22, 2006

Hairy Axe Wound

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

by marco November 16, 2003