awkweird

When a situation is so awkward and so weird that the essence of it cannot be captured by either word alone.

I went to the gyno yesterday and it was totally awkweird. (It was a cute, new intern performing the exam...)

by trompika July 13, 2012

Awkweird

Someone who is really awkward and weird at the same time.

I dislike the new kid in school, he's really awkweird.

by H1gh-C March 19, 2015

Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.

Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do

by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010

awkweird

to describe a certain event with the combination of both weird and awkward

so after two days of meeting off of myspace, he texted me saying: "I LOVE YOU BABY, OMG I WANT TO BE WITH YOU SO BADLY!<33"

"OMG...thats sooo AWKWEIRD!"

by jhour and emzik March 4, 2009

awkweird

A situation, person, place or thing that is both awkward and strange.

"That Matt kid jumped up yesterday in class to look at all of us for a whole minute in silence, suddenly screamed 'YOU'RE THE ALIEN!' and ran out. It was awkweird."

or

Person 1: "Whoa , look at that turtle-shaped dildo."

Person 2: "Wow, awkweird."

by Rom vs Any March 21, 2011

Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

awkwerd

the combination of "awk" and "werd". it basically means the opposite of "werd" which people use to describe something cool. For example "I got new shoes today!" "Werd, that's cool dude!".

Person1: I shot a camel

Person2: *WITH A MEAN TONE IN HIS VOICE* That's really awkwerd asshole

Person1: are you mad at me???

Person2: hell yeah i'm mad at you, you shot a CAMEL DAMNIT

by camelman292 September 1, 2004