by KitKittenKatKate May 7, 2018
Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.
Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.
Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.
"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."
by Pofigist December 13, 2004
Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!
Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.
Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!
Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.
Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!
Buk: Fucking automofag...
Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.
Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!
Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.
Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!
Buk: Fucking automofag...
by Cholo Domexicano April 27, 2014
"I looooove cars!" said Roland. "Are you autosexual, like attracted to cars.?" said some random guy.
by Pulling A STEVEN February 28, 2017
Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.
"Well, go fuck yourself!"
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
by Acrazia October 4, 2011
Being sexually attracted to an automobile/vehicle. Some may mistake this for loving themselves, but they're all wrong. That is called "Love Yourself" go check out BTS album xoxo
Boy 1:"Hey do you see that Australian girl over there?"
Boy 2: "I heard she's Autosexual...look out.. or your Lamborghini is going to get snatched."
Boy 1: "Oh shit ok. Thanks for the heads up."
Boy 2: "I heard she's Autosexual...look out.. or your Lamborghini is going to get snatched."
Boy 1: "Oh shit ok. Thanks for the heads up."
by DokiDoke April 17, 2020
Someone who is sexually attracted to themself. Autosexuality differs from autophilia in that it is always a primary attraction (more likely to be attracted to themself than anyone else) while autophilia can be preferential (preferred but not required). Despite the name, autosexual is not a sexual orientation.
I would rather have sex with a clone of myself or masturbate, than someone else because I am autosexual.
by Shugunou January 27, 2023