Autosexual

The hard on you get from looking at a hot car

I'm autosexual so what that muffler do?

by KitKittenKatKate June 3, 2018

Autosexual

Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.

Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.

"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."

by Pofigist December 13, 2004

Autosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to or has sex with automobiles.

Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!

Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.

Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!

Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.

Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!

Buk: Fucking automofag...

by Cholo Domexicano April 26, 2014

autosexual

The act of being attracted to cars.

"I looooove cars!" said Roland. "Are you autosexual, like attracted to cars.?" said some random guy.

by Pulling A STEVEN February 28, 2017

Autosexual reproduction

Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.

"Well, go fuck yourself!"

"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."

by Acrazia October 5, 2011

autosexual

People of any gender who are attracted to themselves.

Autosexual.

by Fizogobo January 31, 2025

Autosexual

An individual that does anything to get a ride or be in a car, most of the time they don’t have their own.

That boy an Autosexual he’ll agree with me if I say the sky is red as long as I drive him downtown

by bbunny2510 August 20, 2021