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Social Auntie

A close female friend that takes on the role of "Aunt" to your children.
Jay: Kara sit next to your Aunt

Kara: She's not my Aunt

Jay: Whatever Kara, she is your Social Auntie sit your ass down
Social Auntie by jayne8891 September 24, 2013

See you auntie

Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.
Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.
See you auntie by anonymous June 17, 2004

Sucks to your Auntie 

Another way of saying, "Yo MAMA!" or "Yo FACE!" but a tad bit classier and intelligent as this phrase appears in the novel by William Golding, 'Lord of the Flies.' Also can be used for "Sucks to your ass-mar!" also a famous phrase from 'Lord of the Flies'
Girl: "Ew, you're so ugly!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

Guy: "Damn! I lost to a level 3 noob again!"
British guy: "Sucks to your auntie!"

aunties stay lurking 

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.
“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)

wechat aunties 

bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.
Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
wechat aunties by chiruri March 7, 2020

Hide ya aunties 

national “hide ya aunties” day is a day where Ricardo steals all you’re aunties and takes them on a date
Damn, did Ricardo steal you’re auntie too? Damn he wasn’t lying about hide ya aunties
Hide ya aunties by global.richo October 15, 2019