august 5 

people born on this day are usually tories <3

Tina: Omg did you know Lizzie was born on august 5th ?

Sam: Yeh, I know she’s such a tory

august 5 by everyonelovestories December 12, 2021

August 5 

A depressed girl, that looks Chinese. Peroidt!!!!

Person- What’s wrong with her??
Person 2- Oh she was born August 5
Person-ohhhh that makes sense now

August 5 by Her her November 5, 2019

August 5 

If you are born on August 5 then man, i gotta break it to you, you DUMB.

Person 1: Hey whats your birthday?
Person 2: Oh its august 5.
Person 1: Damn u dumb.

August 5 by myuglyass11 November 2, 2019

august 5 

names begin with J, absolute twats that tell ppl to kill themselves, hates ppl that have girlfriends bcs he cant get one, thinks theyre hard but got battered by alfie kellet, can only handle .25 in a joint, has only 2 friends that barely even like him

ginger boy: im hanging out with my gf today
august 5: no tell her to jump off a bridge

august 5 by vscogirl123456789 November 2, 2019

august 5 

national fuck ur favorite ex day

you miss them so badly? you get to get down on them for a national holiday on august 5

august 5 by hausband August 5, 2023

Headless day august 5 

A day to appreciate Nanny Charles

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

Headless day august 5 by KeIlistal August 5, 2022

August 5th 

A bad bitch birthday.

Oh it’s August 5th a bad bitch was born on this day

August 5th by asiahthegrat October 15, 2019