August 3 

This day is kiss and/or hug ur bf and/or gf. Make sure you show your love to them and that they are cared :3

Dude: Did u kiss ur gf today?
Dude 2: Yea ofc its August 3

August 3 by cuddli August 1, 2024

3 AUGUST 

give the lad a kiss then give him a blowie
😏🍆💦

girl: its 3 august my guy
birthday boy: oh shit get sucking

3 AUGUST by ymypeepeehard? October 16, 2019

august 31st 

If you're born on august 31st you're the sweetest person ever. That's it. You're just the bomb-diggity.

The sweetest man to be known was born on August 31st.

august 31st by tollywogs October 19, 2019

august 30th 

the day the real bitches were born

If you were born on august 30th, you a real one. 😻

Salma: I was born on 8/30
Nasteha: you know what that means right?
Layla: it means you ain’t no fake ass hoe

august 30th by and.i.oop.sksks October 22, 2019

August 30 

the day that a amazing person was born and kind of needs mental help! august 30 is also National High Five Your Friend In the Face With a Chair Day. It is also National Your Mom Jokes Day

P1 " hey bro, its august 30, you know what that means"

P2 "What do you mean?"

P1 *grabs a chair*

P2 " What are you doing?!"

P1 "Your mom!!"

P2 * hit across the face with a chair*

August 30 by ur_momma April 15, 2019

august 31

for example i was born on august 31. the most lit birthday ever because usually nobody else has it.

bro its my birthday
august 31 is your birthday? thats AWESOME

august 31 by oof master 69 September 30, 2018

August 30 

My birthday and Someone else’s birthday who is amazing and perfect in each and every way. Except for me, I’m an exception. But your not.

“When’s your birthday?”
“August 30th.”

“Holy shit you must be perfect.”

August 30 by GoddessofDeath October 28, 2019