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auditorsexual

Someone who wants to have sex with the auditor idk why this exist

Auditor is from funni madness combat
Idiot1:hey bro! I have good news! Im auditorsexual!
Idiot2:thats bad news idiot
by triKurrDurr August 7, 2021
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Autosexual

Someone who is physically and emotionally attracted to themselves. They may get turned when they look at the mirror, fantasize about their looks and their naked bodies, have thoughts about having a doppelgänger/clone of themselves to have sex with it and even think about marrying themselves (this has actually happened in Taiwan: A woman married herself!).

Although similar, this term should not be confused with metrosexual and homosexual. Metrosexuals dress to impress other people, to get compliments for their ego. While they may feel that they look good, they'll still feel NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION towards themselves. Homosexuals also may think they look good, but they'll not be attracted to themselves.

Autosexuals are less vain, narcissistic and uppity than metrosexuals, on the contrary. Autosexuals find themselves attractive not because they think they're the hottest thing in the world but because they are merely attracted to themselves and in their insides (self love). Unlike metrosexuals, autosexuals don't dress to impress, they don't try to look glamorous in front other people to fish for compliments. Why would they, because they only need THEMSELVES and not others.

Autosexuality is more common in men than in women. Women tend to be codependent, usually wanting someone to complete them. Men are usually not like that.

Not to mention, autosexuality does NOT mean someone who is attracted to cars!
- Are you an autosexual? Isn't that narcissism at its best?

- I'm an autosexual. I'm in love with myself to the point where I would date it and sleep with it. But I never try to flaunt my body and show off. Us autosexuals are not narcissistic. The love is between me & me, not between me and the crowd. Isn't it arrogance and unfairness to think that your partner is the most "hottest thing on the planet"?

- *Shuts up*
by dykefest October 24, 2011
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Addiesexual

When you are deeply attractive to Addie
Man I’m not gay I’m Addiesexual
by Roo poo February 8, 2021
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androsexual

A term used to describe people who feel romantic or sexual attraction to men, males, or masculinity, regardless of the person’s anatomy or birth-assigned sex.
“What sexuality did you say you were again?”
“I’m androsexual. It means I’m attracted to masculine people, whether their birth sex is male or not.”
That’s right, thank you!”
by ‘líto May 31, 2021
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autosexual

Autosexuality: the practice of self gratification due to an inability (or disdain from) finding a partner.
Autosexuality is not reserved for women as the primary defination would suggest.

Being a heterosexual male, I have been unable to find a female partner for years and have just accepted the fact that I will be autosexual for the rest of my life.
by bikejon July 10, 2006
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Androsexual

1. Anyone who has sexual leanings towards males.

From the greek 'andros' meaning "man", and the latin 'sexualis' meaning "relating to sex"

The distinction androsexual/gynosexual can be contrasted with distinction heterosexual/homosexual. Rather than refering to the relative gender of the object of attracting (other/same), it refers to it directly (male/female).

One might consider the case where one undergoes a sexchange; if the object of attraction doesn't change, then the orientation in terms of hetero-/homosexual does change, which is somewhat peculiar.

2. Anyone who has sexual leanings toward androgynes.

Referring to anyone who has a sexual preference toward anyone who may class themselves as non-gendered, genderneutral, agendered, between genders, intergendered, bigendered,"pangender' or genderfluid.

This is in a sense similar bisexuality.
1. John, as it turned out, wasn't a homosexual; after his sexchange he still liked men, ergo he was an androsexual.

2. John, who prefered to be known as Josephine and thought of himself as bigender due to his body, had an androsexual girlfriend who prefered feminine men.
by Wolnixer January 4, 2010
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Androsexual

Androsexual is the sexuality where you are attracted to masculine characters. They don't have to be male, but they have to represent a male. Many people think being andro is being straight (if your female) but it is not. Andros can like boys, girls, nonbinary's, genderfluid, etc.
Shawn: She likes guys but she's dating a girl.
Ariana: Do you know if she's androsexual?
Shawn: What's that??
Ariana: Attraction to masculinity.
Shawn: Oh..
by That_b_Mia September 22, 2020
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