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asynchronous resign

When one party quits their job without the other's consent; ie, getting fired or quitting without prior notice. Wordplay on 'asynchronous design'.
Did you hear about Bob's asynchronous resign? His boss must have hated him!
by jellington90 December 10, 2015
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Assnce

A slang term for hemroids which is a medical condition that affects the buttock region.
Had to see my doctor today due to I'm suffering from a bad case of Assnce.
by BruinKiller3469 March 27, 2009
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Asynchronous Self-Conversation

A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.
To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.
by but for October 21, 2017
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asynthetic

Asynthetical is a term describing someone who creates synthetic relationships for others that they often believe too much in. An asynthetic person will often believe they have romantic feelings for others that they are just friends with, and these feelings can seem to develop very quickly. Asynthetic people can still feel love and have normal friendships but often when having friendships with whom they are attracted, they will develop these synthetic feelings. These feelings often lead to them realizing that they entered a relationship that they only felt friendly with. An asynthetic, although seeming flirty, is often wanting others to care about them and wants to be in a relationship which can cause them to attatch to those they don’t know and regret being with later. Asynthetic people are kind and caring and often are hurt because of it. An Asynthetic person can also feel very strong love and then be quite hurt when somebody whose feelings develop slower doesn’t feel the same love for them. As such, Asynthetic people have very quick mood fluctuations and can feel the extremes of depression and euphoria in the same moment. Asynthetic people can have any attraction being straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, pan-sexual, asexual, etc… People often mistake the gender identity or sexuality of Asynthetic people. Asynthetic people have a strong dislike for being told that they seem a different sexuality, and they will often request you respect who they are and let them be about it.
As an Asynthetic person, Sam had always worried about the thoughts and feelings they had until they realized they were not alone.
by AsyntheticSupport May 30, 2022
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Asenco

Asenco, is a man who does not know his own name. He shouts in cabs and feels Latino abroad.

At heart, Asenco is a really great and ambitious man. Women often find him so hot that they forget all their standards and give him a blowjob at the concert. Such a douchebag.

Asenco is only sometimes unlucky with love, but that will surely come better.

Asenco - the man with a good mood, who is not afraid of anything. A really great friend.
Is this Asenco? Yes!! OMG he is so hot.
by Cabshouter December 15, 2022
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Asynchoronos

Bi Asynchronous; Asynchronous communication is transmission of data without the use of an external clock signal; bi dually combines with use thereof
IOCompletion Port Technique and Asynchoronos I/O Operartion returned control.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Asynchronous System

An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.
French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.
by HorzaSe October 22, 2008
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