Anti-Astrophobian

n. A person against fear of stars.

He is an Anti-astrophobian.

by sss3d January 30, 2004

atrophy wife

n. a spouse who has atrophied considerably over the years and may be in need of replacement; not to be confused with a trophy wife. Amusing term if used with a faux Italian accent.

I would-a like-a you to meet-a my atrophy wife.

by Public_ice July 10, 2011

Astrophobia

Astrophobia is the intense fear of space.

Boy: Wow, it's a full moon tonight!
Girl: Oh, don't talk about the solar system- I have astrophobia!

by lame2019 December 12, 2013

asstrophysics

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life

"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"

by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014

atrophy

The process by which things reduce or decrease in value until they cease to exist.

My penis was victim to atrophy at the sight of lesbian pornography. ewww, girls are sick

by Dustin Belleau September 6, 2003

vaginal atrophy

The condition assigned to undersexed mid-aged women where the muscle and tissues of the muff thin because of the lack of blood flow normally associated with an active sex life. This Boomer condition is alleviated by frequent and vigorous banging.

My friend who hadn't had sex for four years said her muff was dry as duff. Her Dr. said she had "vaginal atrophy" and prescribed sexercise.

by fleur de V November 30, 2010

atrophy

atrophy is when youre too lazy to get up and work out or do anything and your whole body seems to morph from being totally ripped to looking like the marshmallow man.

after having mono for a month and a half, i looked like a diferent person because all my muscles had atrophied.

by wowthissucks July 19, 2005