the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson January 3, 2009
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While sitting and listening to the long lecture I seem to have retained much of the content by the process of assmosis.
by herbybell April 3, 2010
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you can't sit and learn through assmossis in a 12 step program but it takes action from getting up off your ass to live it....
by mamacita in AA December 22, 2009
Get the assmossis mug.the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson January 6, 2009
Get the assmosis mug.Process where alcohol kills off brain cells, allowing faster brain cells to breed within the brain -actually makes you smarter.
Assmostist is similar to a Discovery Channel show, when person drinks to the point that the fast alcohol predator chases the brain cells inside the brain. The slow ones get eaten so the fast ones can survive to breed and make more brain cells.
by Not Dumb! December 5, 2010
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Daniel- hey thanks for helping me get in with Tessa
James- No problem bro you're gonna have to get me an Assiosis so were even
Daniel- Yes Assiosis indeed
Daniel- hey thanks for helping me get in with Tessa
James- No problem bro you're gonna have to get me an Assiosis so were even
Daniel- Yes Assiosis indeed
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Get the Assiosis mug.AJ: My fucking roommate left a shit in the bathroom this morning and I think it was clogged. I swear when I come back, it better not be there.
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis
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