asleep style

A sex position, but also a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the lady until you're good and sleeping and then to get it on with you real careful like.

'I had Tina try asleep style on me.'

'did it work?'

'Who knows man. who knows.'

by neilmobile February 12, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:

"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."

Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?

What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?

Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.

by A friend of a friend...who knows about Jessica October 25, 2004

anslee

The girl that most people dream of. Every one wishes they looked like her because of how pretty and skinny and perfect she is. She has lots of friends that all love her for what's in side but she has a pretty awesome outside as well. If you don't now or are not friends with an anslee then there is something wrong with you.

Anslee: hey I'm free tonight, any one want to hang?

Every body: ME! No me! No me over here!

by Thatawesomeperaon October 17, 2013

Ashlee

A really sweet and innocent girl who can be a rebel at some points. She loves animals and will be a good friend forever. She has a nice personality and loves everything. She is someone people will always get along with.

Miranda: Have you met that new Ashlee girl?
Erin: Yes, she is so sweet everyone loves her!

by Sassue4 January 14, 2013

failing asleep

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

by channel_panel June 16, 2018

Ashlee

The best friend ever. She is so happy about everything you just want to smile with her. Everyone who knows her thinks she's an awesome person. With dark brown hair and brown eyes she is noticed by guys right off the bat.

Stay strong.

Oh, that girl is such an Ashlee, everyone loves her!!!

by <3 iatowlysamnihe March 6, 2014

Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.

Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.

by www.livejournal.com/users/anti_ashlee January 12, 2005