Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010

assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.

"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."

by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022

assisted masturbation

The act of having another individual whack you off, can be of the male or female variety.

Person 1: Dude! My girl hit me up with some assisted masturbation
Person 2: Noice!

by therealOGmexican July 26, 2016

Assisted Bounce

Sexual term referring to a position where the man lies on his back and the woman is on top. Unlike usual circumstances where the woman manipulates the penis with her own thrust and motion, the man grabs her by the hips and using them as handles to assist her in achieving a full motion and often lifting her up and down on his penis higher than she would by simply grinding on it. This helps the woman in the sense that she will fatigue less after a rigorous session of riding astride the man and will enable her to be pleasured even if she is feeling depleted for intermittent periods or transitional periods between shifting positions.

After some serious froggy style action, she begged me for the assisted bounce due to her quads feeling life they were on fire.

by JayBayce911 January 17, 2012

Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014