The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.
Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008
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A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.
by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005
Get the assination mug.A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.
by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010
Get the assinator mug.The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"
Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."
Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"
Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.
CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".
derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".
derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011
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by Lipanda March 17, 2018
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To take off someone's $3000 designer glasses, wipe your butt with them, and put them back on their face.
To take off someone's $3000 designer glasses, wipe your butt with them, and put them back on their face.
by Josh Bgosh September 12, 2005
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