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Alshon Jeffery 

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery
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assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

Mike Pompous Asshole 

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.
Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!
Mike Pompous Asshole by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Shy/Asshole Confusion 

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.
Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

Asshole Rodeo 

Description of a place where everyone around you is an asshole. First coined on the TV show Southland.
Guy talking to his friend in a bar: Man, this place is an asshole rodeo. Let's get outta here.
Asshole Rodeo by Mofrak August 13, 2009