Asshat

An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.

Inderpaul is an asshat.

by Zim Santos January 23, 2007

Asshat

A person, regardless of gender, who is so much of an ass that they wear their ass proudly upon their head, a literal crown to the glory that is their assholyness.

"Phil is such an Asshat..."
"Yeah, I hate that guy..."

-Everyone ever.

by BigFudge07 May 14, 2015

Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!

You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!

by TashDoll August 24, 2015

Asshat

(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.

Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.

by The Hankerchief January 4, 2009

Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.

Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.

by This makes me smile January 26, 2011

Asshat

When a woman ass is so fine...you would proudly wear it as a hat

Honey....u are so fine, I want to wear your ass as a hat.....love me some asshat !!!

by The Door Guy July 10, 2010

Asshat

A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.

Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.

by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020