assball syndrome

A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)

Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"

Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"

by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006

Assballed

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010

asswalls

lining of your butt

"man, im gonna get paid out the asswalls."

by enchanted1 October 9, 2003

Donkey Ass Balls

when penis balls grow on a donkeys ass

that donkey has donkey ass balls on its ass

by Pat1196 December 2, 2010

Assball

A ball related sport played with one's ass.

Cody: Hey, man, you wanna play some football?

Larry: Nah, I wanna play Assball.

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

flying ass balls

An expression of tiredness and laziness, often used when not wanting to go to work

Holy flying ass balls, I do not want to go to work today.

by Holy balls of fire August 17, 2017

Ass balls

when one farts, then cups it into a ball in their hand and throws it.

zach: (sniffs) EWW do you smell that?
dennis: yes i just threw Ass balls at your face how does it smell?
zach: just dandy!

by bigdickdenny November 15, 2009