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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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Assaholic

Describing a person who just can’t seem to be pleasant
Person A: “you know ***** yeah?
Person B: “yeah, they’re a total fucking assaholic”
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These assaholics keep staring at my backside and are making me mad uncomfortable.

This assaholic is trying to get me raped.
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The act of being inebriated in ones own asinine brain functions, and therefore letting everyone around you know what an ass you truly are.
"Bryan is acting like an assaholic, maybe someone should snap him out of it with a slap to his freaking face"
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Someone who is addicted to anal sex and/or things pertaining to asses.
Did you see that guy Erwin? He's such an assaholic!
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adj. Used to describe someone who doesn't get tired of being an asshole, obsessed with being an asshole.
Assaholic behavior , Assaholic attitude etc.
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Assaholic

Describing a person who just can’t seem to be pleasant
Person A: “you know ***** yeah?
Person B: “yeah, they’re a total fucking assaholic”
by SomeBishIKnow October 26, 2020
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