talking out of your ass

To make an obviously false claim.

To attempt discussion on a topic with no prior knowledge of it usually results in this.

The moon landing was a hoax? You're talking out of your ass.

by oobymach June 23, 2012

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz December 10, 2007

up your ass and to the left

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers

"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

by AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken618 February 19, 2018

Up your ass

It is where things belong;)

Someone: Wheres my pen?
You: Up your ass!

by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

you bet your ass

means you can be absolutely sure

Don't you love the other chick?
you bet your ass I do.

by THEBEDBUG October 20, 2015

i miss your ass

To really miss a person being around

I haven't seen you in forever! I miss your ass!

by Allknownfacts January 20, 2018

cover your ass

To take preemptive steps to make sure that you don't get into trouble with anyone.

You had better cover your ass and get insurance for that car or else someone could sue you for everything you own.

by Kris Swenson July 14, 2006