1) A person who comes to Urbandictionary.com and posts the name of the person who they hope (probably in vain) to some day end up with. These people flood urbandictionary with thousands of useless definitions in the hopes that (Insert name here) will see it.
2) A self-aggrandizing loser.
2) A self-aggrandizing loser.
by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004
Get the Urban Ass-kisser mug.Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
by liveurdreams January 24, 2012
Get the Career Ass Kisser mug.It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022
Get the the dog fucked the ass-kisser mug.Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.
A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......
Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......
Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
by <Secret> June 10, 2018
Get the Teacher’s Ass Kisser mug.A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.
-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"
by The absolute August 18, 2025
Get the Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser mug.When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.
by haha10 June 6, 2010
Get the Kisses His Own Ass mug.the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.
She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.
by infinityx December 30, 2008
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