Fall asleep on the plane

To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.

Guy 1: Man I'm high, but i gotta go to school.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't fall asleep on the plane

by Jesse Kingston April 26, 2011

I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021

asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

by tabikatt April 5, 2008

asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009

asleeping

To avoid confusion in conversation when referring to spending the night with a girl/guy. The term "sleeping with" is often used to refer to having sex. However, if you just slept over in the same bed without sexual acts, you were "asleeping with".

I met this awesome girl at the bar, we ended up asleeping together, because we were too tired to sleep with each other.

by Brigz November 14, 2007

Cardiac asleep

In a state of unconsciousness similar too or identical to that of heavy alcoholic inebriation or getting knocked out by a heavy weight boxer

Say one more thing about my mama and ima put you under cardiac asleep

by XFutureKidX March 8, 2021

asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.

asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle

by pierre grande April 23, 2009