Asians

One of the best races in the world. They invented anime and pho. Asians don't speak "CHING CHANG CHONG LING LONG TING TONG", there are some of us that aren't even that smart. We don't climb into your backyards eating your dogs with rice.. If you ever meet an asian or speak to one on vc, don't expect an THICC asian accent from them. Also the doctor, lawyer or engineer part is true.. asian parents want their children to gain reputation and be rich...
Harry Ballz: AHHAHAHHAH ASIANS!
Asians: hmm?
- Whips out asian "fashion flip flop"-
Harry Ballz: AHHHH RUN!!
Asians: Yes dear, run along racist retard..
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A race of very intelligent people, but ironically, are very uptight about their dick size.

Common trends I notice among Asians:

Chinese tend to be very rude and curt while giving customer service at their restaurants. I don't know what it is, maybe it's part of their culture to be that way or they're just stressed out from work. I put up with it because I like their food.

The exact opposite, the Japanese are some of the politest people you will ever come across, but tend to be rarer than any other Asians in the US. Japanese probably don't really have a good reason to come to the US except maybe getting into the easier colleges here since Japan is almost as economically stable as the US.

Another cool thing about Asians is they're more likely to date outside their race more than any other. It just shows their open mindedness.
Famous Asians: Bruce Lee, Tetsuya Nomura, Ho Chi Min
by Mynameisnotimportant June 27, 2007
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We're not always nerds, so pls don't bully or call Asian kids in ur school nerds. Asians are pretty too, we don't always wear glasses and hold a bunch of books as u think. We wear cool stuff but we're just shy bc some kids said we're nerds. Btw don't be racist bc we eat something that you don't like :)
Student 1: Hey is that the Vietnamese nerd just moved in?
Student 2: Don't say Asians are nerds :) not fun at all, you just haven't know how cool are they yet.
by Kethy Chanut June 27, 2020
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Yellow people that have eyes that look like lines.
Are these Asians sleepwalking, because their eyes look like lines
by white-washed asian123 December 10, 2010
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Unlike number 19s ignorance I look past racist stereotypes and think for myself, ya real original asshole, my boyfriends half Cambodian and his dads side of the family are all Cambodian and they are incredible people who treat me better than my own family. Where do you get your facts from, other ignorant assholes like you. Asians are people just like you and me but geuss what your little comment about their penis size probably stems from your need to compensate. oh how sad for you. So fuck you asshole.
Asians have small penises.
by HateAssholes March 04, 2010
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pieces of garbage who eat animals alive and eat dog and cat meat
"my moms friend is asian and ate my pet dog"
"asians are not nice and eat your pets"
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fat kids that watch anime and eat sushi
Look at all those asians.
by lkfkwekwaf November 20, 2017
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