Asstastic

1. Extremely bad; abominable
2. Extremely evil or cruel

1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.

2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"

by Trendon September 16, 2005

awetastic

awesome + fantastic

Man, that jump was awetastic!

by Meach September 11, 2003

asstasstic

When there is so much awesome female ass around you, that the area is known as asstasstic

While walking with my boy in the meatpacking district yesterday (a spot I never really go to) there was so much ass walking around that I told him this neighborhood is fucking ASSTASSTIC!

by SteveSanders September 13, 2013

asstastic

1. When talking about a person, it's a good term, meaning they are attractive in the ass department.

2. When used in a situation, this means you are not satisfied with the outcome.

1. Damn, Jennifer Aniston is asstastic!
2. I'm going to the dentist today, this shit's asstastic.

by i look like hell August 17, 2009

tashtastic

Refers to the fantasticness of Tash (Natasha), and tash alone.

"You're pretty Tashtastic

by Ben Clark May 4, 2005

Aztastic

A term used to describe something amazing, awesome or fantastic.

Guy number one: *gets a head shot from across the map.*
Guy number two: Wow, guy number one! that was an Aztastic head shot!
Guy number one: Thanks guy number two!

by Azartic December 27, 2010

asstistic

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

by oolong August 19, 2006