Areola Borealis

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

by Andrew Erickson April 25, 2006

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

Areola 51

A larger than normal areola which surrounds the nipple and is a major turn on for some people.

Yo man, you seen my Jessica's tits? Areola 51 for sure. Fucking gorgeous bro!

by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018

areola maneuvers

The art of areola stimulation (the pigmented area surrounding the nipple). Specialized muscle fibers in the areola respond to stimuli and contract, causing the nipple to become erect.

Conventional areola maneuvers include: friction, tounge strokes, suction, temperature play, pinching, biting, etc.

I've been practicing my areola maneuvers.

Advanced areola maneuvers can be dangerous to perform.

by SchralpinBra September 8, 2011

areola trampoline

Used to describe a woman's very large areolas. They are big enough to jump on like a trampoline.

Last night I jumped around on her areola trampolines.

by Mossytwat October 6, 2008

Areola Grande

Vocal stripper with large pigmented fake boobs.

Dat big boobied thrill can really sing. Better wiff da areola grande!

by Phorrist Dumbp December 6, 2020

areola 51

An areola 51 exists when a woman's areola are mysteriously large and might be big enough to house aliens.

"Wow, i bet that girl last night was awesome, she was holding a monster rack"
"Yeah, they looked perky but once the bra came off, I saw areola 51 and ran because I dont want to deal with no aliens living on her frisbee nipples"

by Cleetus The Fetus February 8, 2010