Aphrodite

Aphrodite is the goddess the hottest. Apollo might think he's hotter. But no. Aphrodite is basically the goddess of SEX, now. Love and sexiness, nowadays they want to have SEX.

Guy 1: Hey Hottie.

Aphrodite in disguise: I see.

Guy 1: You want it don't you?
Aphrodite: I've seen guys like you before.
Guy 2: lets do it.

Aphrodite: BITCH PLEASE YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX

by ThepjoFANGURL January 27, 2015

aphrodite

the hottest god of all,kia.

"Have you seen kia, she's a mega Aphrodite?"

by og donnellan March 27, 2008

Aphrodite's kiss

This is when a woman and a man get intimate, and the women later proceeds to give the man a fellatio. If the woman loves the man a whole lot, she will leave a kiss on the man's penis afterwards, leaving a mark if she wore lipstick.

If the woman kisses the penis, but there is no lipstick mark, it doesn't count.

I'm never going to wash off Aphrodite's kiss off.

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

aphrodite

1. Greek goddess of love
2. The baddest fucking DJ ever known to mankind

I saw Aphrodite this past weekend and it was killer.

by lonestar June 1, 2004

alrighty aphrodite

To agree to something, or approve of something, in a positively way. To also be happy about something random and respond in a good mood.

Do you want spaghetti for dinner? I know it's your favorite. Alrighty Aphrodite!

Taking a relaxing hot shower after a long stressful day, and muttering to yourself, Alrighty Aphrodite...

by roughly_pearl July 24, 2017

aphrodite lesbian finger fuck

Very hot lesbian's fingering each other.

Damn did you see that aphrodite lesbian finger fuck porn?

by MrMrSoStoned March 2, 2010

Aphrodite

In ancient times she was the goddess of love, but now in modern times she's more like the goddess of sex. She is known for giving the best sex EVER!!! (I should know since I have had sex with her) her Breasts are as sexy as you want them to be. She is blond with pink highlights. Caucasian. Greenish gray eyes. Thin but not too thin. Wide hips, long legs, pink painted toenails and fingernails. Wears a flowing pink dress made of see-through silk.

She never wears any
underwear and has the worlds perkiest boobs.

Aphrodite is a Greek goddess.

by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011