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when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023
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available alien

It's the opposite of a "busy bee". It is said that the term originates from the story of an Indian boy who is residing in England during Christmas. While all the locals are busy celebrating Christmas, the boy has nothing on his calendar and is available to meet anyone at this time. He feels alienated and hence the term "available alien".

Note that unlike the term "available ass", there is no sexual connotation here.
Katy: Hey Dhruv, are you available on the 22nd of December to meet? That is the only day I have free on my diary?
Dhruv: Yeah, I can meet anytime. I am totally an available alien.
by dhruvc November 20, 2016
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abailable

qualified or willing to do something or to assume a responsibility; synonym of 'available'
Calling all fashion bloggers- if you are abailable at 6pm today for 1 hour please contact me urgently.
by Nagzzz May 17, 2011
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available

One who gets no poon ever and is constantly looking for a lover

Ex. Alex Scholl
Alex is available but he doesn't get any.
by mcflyguy18 January 27, 2014
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Anailable

A girl at a bar that is readily avaiable to have sex with.
Dude #1: "Hey, there's Jen over there. She's hot."
Dude#2: "Ya, I hit that last week, and now she's totally anailable"
Dude#1: "Nice!"
by chickeneffer October 11, 2009
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not available

1)a person who is having rough sex, with only one person. Only open for buisness to one.
2)a nice way of saying I am single and have no one.
"I'm so not available with him."
by peeptips May 23, 2008
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Available

If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
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