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apartment

A confined living space. A gerbil cage for humans. That is, a shower, microwave, food, bed, and toilet, all contained within a few hundred square feet. An apartment dweller typically knows the sex habits of the dweller above and the favorite music of the dweller next door, but would not recognize the face or name of either.
Apartment construction materials include: cream colored linoleum, cream colored latex paint, cream colored carpet (extensively spotted), cream colored pre-formed shower, cream colored counters and dark brown hollow-core doors.
I just leased a new apartment. It's a nice unit; I don't have to wait long for the community clothes washer and it only costs 75 cents a load.
by Pacito November 20, 2006
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Hot Apartment Syndrome

A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.

Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.

I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010
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Apartment Crawl

It is a party at multiple apartments. Let's say the apartment crawl consists of a total of four apartments. You start at the first apartment on the list, stay until all of the alcohol is gone, and then you move on to the second apartment. You continue this until you have either had enough or have made it through all of the apartments!

Mostly in college towns.

The parties are usually themed. For instance, the apartment crawl can have the theme of "Around the World" and each apartment can have it's own theme. One can be decorated like Paris, another like America, another like Japan, and so on.
Are you ready for the apartment crawl this weekend?

Where are all of the apartments in the apartment crawl?

What is the theme for the apartment crawl this weekend?
by Chickagurl357 May 15, 2014
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food apartheid

When spoiled yuppies in south LA have to drive more than 10 minutes to get their overpriced "organic" lifestyle-defining food
You mean they aren't opening a new whole foods up the street afterall? This sh*t is food apartheid
by nubie plz August 10, 2008
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apartheid

1)An official policy (now ended) of racial segregation and white supremacy enforced by the South African government. It was used to limit the governing power and place of residence of non-white people.
2)apartness, or being set apart
I couldn't get in to the club because of the bouncers apartheid
by Kal February 10, 2004
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Apartment Trash

The big-city equivalent of trailer trash. Also a person who feels that they are better than someone from a rural area because of the stereotype that people from the country aren't as smart as people from the city. A person who wouldn't know how to survive if left out in the middle of nowhere.
My cousin is now apartment trash, since she moved out of the country and into a flat in downtown Seattle.
by El Bubba July 19, 2012
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mexican apartment

A small platform above a staircase in a house, or any other tiny, inaccessable room.
Pedro couldn't afford the rundown 1-bedroom apartment in the ghetto, so he rented out the Mexican apartment above the Jones' staircase for ten dollars a month.
by Nirvana_Girl June 9, 2011
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