The Angmering School

A OK school somewhere in angmering, west sussex. There are LOADS of sluts and bullies. There are loads of shitty and annoying teachers, mainly in the PE and Maths departments. But at least the food is bearable and the lessons ok.

This is probably one of the first places where the phrase 'Epic Win' and 'Fail' started to be used outside the internet. And you know the first person to start using it?... I know them :3

A: Hey you go to the angmering school?
B: Yeah. Its one of the few non-religious schools in the area. Loads of sluts and whores. What a fail.
A: Pah.

by MeowingWolf July 11, 2011

Good Aftering

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.

Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?

by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023

anoxering

Skipping meals on purpose. Not taking time to eat. Too busy to eat.

Kristen was anoxering so she wouldn't go to lunch with us today.

by JWhoa April 17, 2009

Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator

"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Answering Machine Actress

Commonly a female who displays her emotions about a voicemail before getting off the phone. Characteristics include hand motions and the use of the word "Whatever" whilst someone is in the vicinity.

"Yo look at the shawty over there. She actin' a fool looking like a Answering Machine Actress."

by Hunter S. Thompsonian January 11, 2009

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

by Fe-ic July 6, 2009