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antivaxers

Someone who doesn't vaccinate their own children. Wants them to die, because the oils and soaps will "cure them" instead. The parent is usually a Karen.
Boy: "I hate antivaxers."

Girl: "Why? Vaccines kill your kids!!"

Boy: "No, they don't. They help them."

Girl: "I'm calling your manager!"
antivaxers by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021

antivaxocrits 

Anti-vaxers-hypocrites who actually got double vaxed against COVID 19--in secret--free of charge and even at their homes (which is SOCIALISM) but who continue to spew anti-vax propaganda crap in social media. Another version of antimaskocrits (publically scream about 1st Amendment and refuse to mask up, but then are seen wearing a mask in crowds)
Some wives are antivaxocrits because they've been secretly double vaxed but are afraid to tell their extremist right-wing abusive husbands. (My neighbor's secret about getting vaxed is safe with me--her husband doesn't need to know)
antivaxocrits by Calypsonian April 16, 2021
The act of being an ignorant dumbass.
Scientist: *shows centuries of facts and research*
Antivax: go die

Para-antivax 

a rich annoying white boi who thinks he is better than everyone at every game
Para-antivax by jimmyyesyes October 10, 2019

Furry AntiVaxxers 

The worst fucking thing to be on the earth, think furry x antivaxxers, i mean seriously what the fuck?!
Furry AntiVaxxer: I like vore and not vaccinating. thats why they call us Furry AntiVaxxers
A normal fucking person: IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY LORD GET TO THE DOOMSDAY BUNKERS!
someone who is going to die very soon
Antivax: "all my kids are unvaccinated, I don't want them to get unwell."

reasonable person: "then you should vaccinate them, the vaccine helps."

Antivax: "OMG NO! The vaccine contains the virus, they would die."

reasonable person: "no they wouldn't, it helps build the immune system..."

Antivax: *dies*
Antivax's kids: *also dies*