absorbanent

An improper spelling/pronunciation of "exorbitant", used by those who are not well-read to try to sound well-read.

The rent at my trailer park is downright absorbanent, golldernit!

by Isaac Z. Schlueter June 13, 2008

Anorexoholic

One who maintains ones weight by limiting his or her caloric intake to alcoholic beverages only. See also gender-specific version: manorexoholic

I invited Sue out; she didn't eat a thing but drank like a fish. Dude, don't you know, she's a total anorexoholic, she never eats.

by Deborah E May 20, 2009

Anorexitarian

An anorexic vegetarian for whom vegetarianism is just another way to obsess about their eating habits and to justify their denial of eating foods to themselves or in front of other people.

The true sign of an anorexitarian is instead of saying: "Two slices of pizza has more calories than I eat in a week" - the anorexitarian will say: "I cannot eat this black olive and spinach pizza because the pizzeria does not have a separate pizza oven for vegetarian or vegan pies. Pepperoni may have touched my pizza."

by sarasplayroom.com November 28, 2010

Andorra-Man

A professional footballer deemed as a Goat who has scored the highest international goals in history but has them against low side teams we have never heard of like Lithuania, Luxembourg and more recently, Andorra.

Have you seen the match from yesterday? Andorra-Man showed up again.

by Football Bants November 12, 2020

Angor

To put point out or to put emphasis on someones anger.

Person 1: Fuck I hate my job and John's being an asshole and I seriously want to hit him in the face.

Person 2: Angor much?!

by Zero Suit Samus October 5, 2008

anorap

What it is that is the shit. The goodness underlying every good thing. The quality of our feelings and experiences that makes us want to have them.

Some examples of things that are infused with anorap: music, love, happiness, joy, contentment.

by zeb January 31, 2004

Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.

Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.

by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011