Who took a bath with a toaster?
André, he wanted to eat some toast in a nice warm bath but, he is a noob so he died. Typical André!
André, he wanted to eat some toast in a nice warm bath but, he is a noob so he died. Typical André!
by guggelito January 12, 2022
A sex machine that will make you have 50 orgasms and will tare you apart with his godly,gigantic,gorgeous,penis.He also has every girl behind him.He can seduce anyone
by wowhotdude May 11, 2017
André is a Sexy man whit sexy body that gets all the girls he wants and if a girl lets go of him ITS hard to Get him back. His an angel that have fell frome heaven
by Pedofuck October 10, 2018
A really funny and cute guy. He has amazing hair and all the girls love him. But, his heart belongs to a beautiful and funny girl. Sometimes he can be salty though...
by Foodloverpotato04 February 18, 2017
Oh god is he stupid. Normally, Ines likes him but Ines is too ugly and André will not like her back. André normally has lots of ex’es. At last he probably settles on a girl named Yannis. He will do anything and give anything to get his love. He is very rich too. He spends a crap ton of money daily and if you ever see him date girls, the girls are usually gold diggers. He’s very violent when peeps piss his girl. Swears a lot too.
Below is a gif showing a angry André.
Below is a gif showing a angry André.
by Feeo October 29, 2019