Anchovy Paste

The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.

I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.

The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.

The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.

by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020

anchovy and olive

the best pizza known to man

"i'll get a 12" anchovy and olive"
"good choice sir that is the best pizza in the world"

by kernowgringo October 20, 2008

Hairy Anchovie

The female Vagina or Vulva

Did you check out that hairy anchovie on that pole dancer?

by Clarke Griswald August 26, 2009

anchovy cunt

a word to describe a foul stench, such as an anchovy's cunt

Rael, after bathing in raw sewage you smell like an anchovy cunt.

by jake12345 December 24, 2008

Ass Anchovies

A term frequently used in Texas Hold 'Em, which describes a pocket pair of aces. Also known as "pocket rockets" or "bullets".

"That's right, biatch! You were a fool to go all-in against my ass anchovies!!"

by Bill Striker February 22, 2005

Rusty Anchovies

A Rusty Anchovy is when you grab an anchovy out of the fridge and cover it with tabaco sauce. You then insert the anchovy into the rectum and slowly pull it out. The flexibility and slimeyness of the anchovy, as well as the cool feel of the anchovy while being warm from the hot sauce cause and unusual, but not unpleasant feeling.

Parton: i was wondering what the chef special was today?
Waiter: The chef special is always rusty anchovies with a side of fries.

by the saucey chef February 22, 2011

Pizza with anchovies

A phrase often used to describe enema sex

“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with anchovies?”

by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021